Living the Infographic

January 22nd, 2014 No comments

Good god, I been living this Infographic!  Except I don’t work with a “Nigel”.


Anatomy of a conference call

Chocolate Milk Stout

July 10th, 2013 No comments


  • Safale S-04

Specialty Grain:

  • .25lb English Extra dark Crystal
  • .75lb Fawcett Pale Chocolate Malt


  • 6 lbs Dark malt syrup (60 min)
  • 1 lb Lactose (60 min)


  • 1 oz Cluster (60 min) 7.2% AAU
  • .5 oz Cluster (30 min) 7.2% AAU
  • 4 oz Cacao Nibs (add to secondary)


  • Target O.G: 1.051
  • Initial O.G:  1.070 @ 72 degrees
  • After 1.5 weeks:  1.020 @ 74 degrees
  • Racked to 2nd-ary.  Added Cacao Nibs


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Fighting the good fight for software documentation

May 10th, 2013 No comments

It must have happened 3 or 4 times this week.  Someone complained or threw a fit about having to create the tiniest scrap of software documentation.  Suck it up and write it down.  Quit whining and be an adult.  No likes writing documentation (just like no one really likes having to work) but IMO, documentation has to be done…

This latest incident came when a developer sent a link to a 70 slide power point presentation dissing the value of traditional UML diagrams.  Let’s just ignore the fact that the author probably could have fully UML’d his systems in the time it took to put together 70 slides and focus on the fact that this link was supposed to serve as justification for not doing something useful.  Like, “Look someone else on the internet agrees with me!  Now I don’t have to do it!!”  BFD.

I’m a fan of just enough documentation.  Just enough is the important part.  but around the office, I always get a dirty look when I say that we don’t do enough (ANY) Design Docs, Functional Specs, Use Case Documents, or Integration Guides.  Or I quickly get the default response “That’s not Agile” (I hate that phrase.  it’s such a cheap, cop-out, discussion-ender.  It’s similar to “I know you are but what am I”).

Now I know all the arguments against documentation but IMO they don’t come close to outweighing the benefits of decent, up to date documentation.  Take this as an example: any idiot can make an iPhone app because Apple has great iOS documentation.  Or a Facebook game because of Facebook’s documentation.  Amazon Cloud services, Google Maps, I could go on all day….  I just built a Sphero app because they gave me just enough documentation for each class & property & method.  It’s not like I can walk over to their office and ask them a question, I had to RTFM.

Furthermore I’d bet these companies don’t have teams of writers churning out word docs with every new release.  Their documentation is definitely automated somehow (javadoc is probably the most under utilized java developer tool in software development).

In summary: just enough, just in time and searchable documentation isn’t that hard to create.  But why does every developer throw a tizzy every time the word “documentation” comes up in conversation?  Suck it up already.  Or let me know how I can help because I want it so I could help produce it.  Sound fair?

Everything in this post is just my opinion and I do not consider myself an expert at any of this.  I don’t mean to offend anyone, I just needed a place to put the rant that was going on in my head.

Wondering what it would take?

February 26th, 2013 No comments

What would it take to get GPS Navigation apps to say “Make a right at the next light” instead of “Make a right in .1 miles”?

Another random thought brought to you by the letter L for Lost.

Things we already know: How to fasten an airplane seat belt

December 27th, 2012 No comments

Do you really need to tell us to “insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle.

If you can’t figure out how to work the seat belt, you shouldn’t be leaving the house.

Thanks for telling us something we already know…

Seat Belt